Prior to his nervous breakdown and his escape from captivity, Will's guitar playing was so bad that the sound files he recorded corrupted his hard drive and untimately crashed his entire system (irrefutably divine intervention).
However, in his current dissociated state, we understand that he has gained a minor cult following among college students and leftists as he tours the country with his band. He is wanted for questioning by federal law enforcement officials and mental health professionals -- but he has shown an uncanny ability to elude capture.
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