127 INT.  TERWILLIGERS' KITCHEN - DAY                        127
 
              Henry is wearing a big rubber respirator and brushing out a
              roller tray into "spot killer" can. The walls have been
              freshly repainted with white primer. He looks out the front
              window and sees
 
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          128 TERWILLIGERS' FRONT YARD - DAY                           128
 
              Philip is pulling his car out of the driveway.
 
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          129 TERWILLIGERS' KITCHEN - DAY                              129
 
              Henry can hear ARLEEN TYPING IN THE STUDY and THE OVATRON
              PINGING IN THE BEDROOM. He opens the freezer door to paint
              behind it, and a bottle of vodka tumbles out. He catches it
              in mid-air, paints the spot behind the door with the bottle
              in his hand, then tries to put it back in the freezer. It
              keeps rolling out. He sees that he's left a white finger
              print on the bottle. He wipes it off and replaces it --
              shutting the door quickly before it can roll out.
 
              He takes off his respirator and sniffs the air. He speaks in
              loud casual tone, as if remarking on the weather.
 
                                  HENRY
                        Geez, I've got half a gallon of spot
                        killer on the walls, and I can smell
                        her cunt.
 
              Arleen's typing stops. Her chair is pushed away from the
              desk. Henry waits like a kid who loves trouble. Arleen,
              having heard Henry perfectly, comes to the door being
              condescending and polite.
 
                                  ARLEEN
                        Excuse me, did you say something?
 
                                  HENRY
                        Oh! I was just wondering aloud at how
                        this paint got discolored.
 
                                  ARLEEN
                        Maybe you used the wrong paint.
 
                                  HENRY
                        Are you experienced with semi-glosses?
 
                                  ARLEEN
                        I'm experienced in what's acceptable.
 
              Henry wipes his finger on the wall and sniffs it. Licks it.
 
                                  HENRY
                        It's as if you sprayed watered-down
                        molasses on it.
 
                                  ARLEEN
                        Why would I do that?
 
                                  HENRY
                        To keep me around a while longer?

                                  ARLEEN
                        Now that's ridiculous. Why would
                        ANYBODY want to keep YOU around?
 
                                  HENRY
                        Aw, don't go hurtin' my feelings,
                        Arl...
 
                                  ARLEEN
                        I told you to leave your feelings at
                        home. I don't like them in the house.
 
              Henry LAUGHS.
 
                                  HENRY
                        When is Philip coming back?
 
              Arleen gives him a siren stare that he can't resist.
 
                                  ARLEEN
                        Not for a while. Why?
 
                                  HENRY
                        Because I want to talk to you about
                        these touch-ups.
 
              Arleen walks out. Henry puts down his brush and follows her
 
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          130 TERWILLIGERS' DINING ROOM - DAY                          130
 
              Arleen turns on Henry.
 
                                  ARLEEN
                        Shoes on the drop cloth!
 
              Henry takes off his shoes and follows her
 
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          131 TERWILLIGERS' BEDROOM - DAY                              131
 
              Arleen, priming herself for another weird encounter, stands
              in the middle of the room looking steamy. Henry come padding
              in and stands there, awaiting orders.
 
                                  ARLEEN
                        Well, what do you want?
 
                                  HENRY
                        I don't know.

                                  ARLEEN
                        Well, why are you standing there?
 
                                  HENRY
                        I don't know.
 
                                  ARLEEN
                        Well, that's not good enough. Fly on
                        back to the kitchen, Mr. Housefly,
                        there's nothing for you in here.
 
              Henry moves closer to her.
 
                                  HENRY
                        Are you sure?
 
              He runs his finger up her thigh.
 
                                  HENRY
                               (continuing)
                        Because I want to make sure you're
                        satisfied.
 
              This is what she wanted to hear. She's ready.
 
                                  ARLEEN
                        Well, maybe we can find something.
 
              She sits down on the bed and pulls at the hem of her dress.
 
                                  ARLEEN
                               (continuing)
                        I've been thinking about a different
                        wall color. And I hate this
                        fireplace, I don't know why I let you
                        talk me into that color.
 
              Arleen works herself into quite a state before she realizes
              that Henry is standing there smirking at her. She's horrified.

 
                                  ARLEEN
                               (continuing)
                        What are you doing?!
 
                                  HENRY
                        I'm raising the stakes.
 
                                  ARLEEN
                        Oh!
 
              Arleen tries to leave room, but Henry grabs her.

                                  HENRY
                        Arleen!
 
              Arleen flies at him, KICKING AND SCRATCHING, as if to kill
              him. But Henry picks her up and pins her to the bed.
 
                                  HENRY
                               (continuing)
                        Stop it! Listen to me.
 
                                  ARLEEN
                        I'm not going to listen to you. It's
                        over. You're finished. You'll never,
                        ever touch me again! Do you hear me?
 
              Henry lets her go.
 
                                  HENRY
                        That's not what I want.
 
                                  ARLEEN
                        Who cares what you want? It's over.
 
              She leaves.
 
                                  HENRY
                        Arleen!
 
              Henry gets up and follows her
 
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          132 TERWILLIGERS' KITCHEN - DAY                              132
 
              Arleen comes in with Henry right on her heels. She picks up
              the phone and dials.
 
                                  HENRY
                        I'm in love with you, Arleen. Which
                        is a problem. But I can't just go on
                        working here for free. The next time
                        you pull a stunt like this-
 
              Henry gestures to the freshly re-painted walls. He pushes
              down the cradle and disconnects her call.
 
                                  HENRY
                               (continuing)
                        - I'm going to have to call your
                        bluff. You know? It's been real fun.
                        Real kinky. But we've got to start
                        thinking about the next step.

                                  ARLEEN
                        Hah! Is that where we sneak out to
                        some dark corner of Laurel Canyon,
                        and park in your pickup truck?
 
                                  HENRY
                        Why not?
 
                                  ARLEEN
                        Because you're not worth it.
 
              Henry follows Arleen
 
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          133 TERWILLIGERS' HALL - DAY                                 133
 
              Arleen is just running away from Henry. She storms
 
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          134 TERWILLIGERS' BEDROOM - DAY                              134
 
              Arleen stares into the mirror over the fireplace, and sees
              Henry come to the door.
 
                                  HENRY
                        Why can't you admit that you care
                        about what happens? It breaks my
                        heart to see you wasting away like
                        this. Why won't you let me help you?
 
              Arleen scoops up the car keys and turns on him.
 
                                  ARLEEN
                        Help me? You're a worthless drunk.
                        You can't even help yourself.
 
                                  HENRY
                        I haven't had a drink in two weeks.
                        I'm dry, sweetheart.
 
                                  ARLEEN
                        Oh really? And are you so naive that
                        you think I would leave Philip for
                        you?
 
                                  HENRY
                        Why not?
 
              She scoffs.
                                  ARLEEN
                        Henry, YOU'RE the reason I came to
                        Philip in the first place.
 
              Arleen blows by Henry. He races after her on her way
 
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          135 TERWILLIGERS' LIVING ROOM - DAY                          135
 
              Arleen is headed for the front door when Henry gets her by
              the arm and spins her around. He holds her arms tightly to
              her sides and FENDS OFF HER KICKS with his shins.
 
                                  HENRY
                        You can't blame everything on some
                        little incident that happened eight
                        years ago.
 
                                  ARLEEN
                        Let go of me!
 
              Henry SHAKES HER VIOLENTLY.
 
                                  HENRY
                        Not till you answer me! Why couldn't
                        you leave him? Why not? You don't
                        need all this. I could give you what
                        you need for free.
 
                                  ARLEEN
                        Why do you think I'm here? Because I
                        like it? Do you think I married
                        Philip because I wanted his money?
 
                                  HENRY
                        Yeah, I do.
 
              Arleen breaks away from him.
 
                                  ARLEEN
                        Well, here's news Henry. I married
                        Philip because he was the only one
                        who would have me, after you knocked
                        me up.
 
                                  HENRY
                        No.
 
                                  ARLEEN
                        Yes, I was pregnant.

              Apparently, this long-held secret hurts pretty bad on its way
              out. Arleen darts away and Henry follows her
 
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          136 TERWILLIGERS' STUDY - DAY                                136
 
              Arleen stirs around the papers on her desk, involuntarily.
 
                                  HENRY
                        What makes you so sure it was me?
 
              Arleen picks up a heavy glass paper weight.
 
                                  ARLEEN
                        Ooooo!
 
              She feigns. He ducks. She resets. Throws. He dives out of the
              way. It bounces off a table and goes CRASH!, into the wall
              behind him. She points at the big hole it's left in the
              freshly painted plaster.
 
                                  ARLEEN
                               (continuing)
                        Look at that!
 
              Henry gets up off the floor.
 
                                  HENRY
                        Look, I'm sorry. I had no idea.
 
              Henry's apology, lame as it is, rekindles the tears. She
              turns away from him.
 
                                  ARLEEN
                        And just for your information, you
                        were my first. It's a pity we didn't
                        make something more of it. After you
                        there was only Philip.
 
                                  HENRY
                        What happened to the baby?
 
                                  ARLEEN
                        You don't want to know.
 
                                  HENRY
                        Was it adopted?
 
              Arleen stands rigidly, back to Henry, and shakes her head -
              no.

              From her tears it's pretty obvious that she had an abortion.
              Henry stares at the center of her back -- wracked with guilt.
 
                                  HENRY
                               (continuing)
                        I'm sorry... Is there anything I
                        could do?
 
                                  ARLEEN
                        Oh, you could get rid of my husband.
 
              Arleen laughs through the tears.
 
                                  ARLEEN
                               (continuing)
                        That's right. Kill Philip. Make it
                        look like an accident. So I'll
                        inherit his money. That way I
                        wouldn't ever have to depend on
                        anyone again.
 
              She turns around and looks at him. There's mascara running
              down her perfect cheeks. She laughs, then she gets serious.
 
                                  ARLEEN
                               (continuing)
                        We could take him out and drown him
                        in the pool. Who'd suspect?
 
                                  HENRY
                        Don't kid.
 
                                  ARLEEN
                        Who's kidding? I hate him. Do you
                        have any idea? He smells like a
                        pickled egg. One minute he's calling
                        me "darling" and "dreamboat" and the
                        next minute...
 
              The very thought of it sets her shuddering uncontrollably.
              She really has completely lost it.
 
                                  HENRY
                        You can't kill him.
 
                                  ARLEEN
                        Why not? We could knock him out with
                        a block of ice, drag him out to the
                        pool, drop him in. The ice melts in
                        the sink, and it looks like an
                        accident. Right?

                                  HENRY
                        Haven't you read "Crime and
                        Punishment"?
 
                                  ARLEEN
                        Oh it figures you'd be into all that
                        self-indulgent Russian crap! I hated
                        that book.
 
              Henry just stands there like the accused, letting her words
              speak for themselves.
 
                                  ARLEEN
                               (continuing)
                        Never mind. I was just kidding.
 
              She gives Henry a murderous smile.
 
                                  ARLEEN
                               (continuing)
                        Now, why don't you fly on back to the
                        kitchen. The sooner you get out of
                        here the better.
 
              Henry is visibly shaken by this exchange. It seems that
              Arleen is the one who's raised the stakes.